“Cedric – he was Hope’s father – was given a terrier pup by his neighbour. Cedric told me he could not decide upon a name so his neighbour, wh...’d fought in the Second World War suggested the name Montgomery after the odd-ball British warrior. The neighbour had served under General Montgomery, in North Africa I seem to remember, and was much admired by this neighbour who was giving Cedric the pup.” “So, that explains it. Did you know Cedric intimately?” “Intimately?” echoed Mimi, turning away. I asked her if this was her full time job now. She replied that this was her second job and that her day job was at Masterson Automotive as a psychological consultant."Oh, then perhaps you know Stephanie Glenn?" I asked."Yes indeed. Steph and I work on the same project team at Masterson and she also works here at the theater evenings. The lighting designer needed an all around assistant and gopher so he arranged with Masterson for her to work here evenings. You can probably find her somewhere. I think she would have liked a hug, but that wasn’t about to happen, not with the poky boner I had under my coat. Julie must be loving this, I thought. She continued to pull taught on the string, leading and corralling my cock, like she had just roped herself a steer and was readying it for branding. ‘It’s been wonderful!’ said Bonnie. ‘I wanted to see you because I just had to tell you how much I love him, and how happy we are, and I know that a big part of that has to do with you!’ She. .My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do the second week.Even duct tape can’t fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t.