Didn't tell on us though. Greg was black-mailing me because he knew I liked to sneak out of the program most nights to visit my girlfriend. Had to pay...the piper, or at least give the piper a flute to play every now and again.Greg was one of those angry bitter people you meet in life sometimes. The glass was always half empty for that guy. He blamed his homosexuality on his former wife. Said she cheated on him and took him to the cleaners in divorce court. Now he could Never trust a woman. ”She left the ‘any more’ unspoken.“Oh, yeah? Who’s the lucky guy, Alex?” I wasn’t jealous, not really, but the devil on my shoulder wanted to know.“Bruno Castellote, one of my classmates. I don’t think you’ve met him.”“And?”She laughed.“What do you think, Michael? It was kind of awkward, like it is for everyone, at first.”She gave a salacious chuckle.“And then it got really really good.”I pulled her into my arms and kissed her.“Congratulations, Alex.” I kissed her again and palmed her breast.. Thats why, when i was fucked by her father last thanksgiving, I had hope that this wasn't the end of my homosexual fantasies. I still woke up at night, horny as hell thinking about how legendary Bill had fucked me. I wouldn't forget his words to me as we left that bathroom. "This isn't the last time that'll happen." I had prayed to god he was rightMy wife loves the environment, and every chance she gets she takes trips to the Amazon to learn more about the environment. So she left, leaving me. "Now you see why you'll never get anywhere with her." He sat back and took a swig of his beer. "You guys need to learn the signs." Signs?"Tom nodded. "Look, she's a girl, right? And she's out walking a dog, right?" The roommates nodded, puzzled. "And it's not just a dog, but a big hulking dog, right?" Another pair of nods. "Whenever you see a girl walking a huge dog, especially if it's like a Doberman or Rottweiler, chances are very, very good that she's announcing that she's a lesbian..