What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you ...ear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?They’re both fun to ride until a friend see you.Why are women giving up bowling. She looks up at me and smiles, that devilish catholic schoolgirl smile, and then takes my whole cock in her mouth down to the base.“FUCK!” I yell out, surprised by the impromptu deep throat. I look back down at her and she still has her eyes fixated on me, staring deep into my own eyes as she starts backing her mouth off, and then back down, again and again, sucking my cock, deep throating it every time, keeping her eyes locked to mine. She grabs my right hand and moves it to the back of her. He only had thirty minutes to get there, sograbbed his purse and headed out the door. His fate soon to be signed,sealed and delivered.OooHe walked into the lawyer?s office with a few minutes to spare. Henoticed a woman almost filling the couch she was sitting on in thewaiting area. The secretary sitting behind the desk took his name andtold him to please take a seat and the lawyer would call him inshortly.?What a pig, I?m in a living hell but at least I?m not some ugly fatcow,? James thought. Turning him around to face me, I noticed with glee that he was erect. I think he likes this, I thought to myself. I latched onto his cock with my right hand and started to pump gently while my left hand fondled his nuts. He had a low hanging sack and it was a pleasure to caress them, rolling them around his nut sack. His cock was about six inches long, cut, with a beautiful broad head. I pushed him backwards to lie down on the bed.I got on my knees. His cock was too tasty looking to not give.