This one is compliments of CymboriaA woman is in the grocery store looking for a turkey but none of them are big enough. So she goes up to a Stock Boy...and asks “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The Stock Boy responds “No, they’re dead.”This one is compliments of attila.iskanderThe Tiny cabinA social worker from a big city in Massachusetts was transferred to the mountains of West Virginia.On the first tour of her new territory she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her. "So have you seen this movie?" she said. Starting a long discussion about absolutely nothing except keeping our clothed bodies close under the blanket. The movie continued, and the remainder of the group, now just two other couples under blankets, got quieter and more focused on each other. "Can I have a back rub, the skiing made my back sore," she asked. "Sure," I replied. I was worried about giving away my bulge, so I began to twist so I could sit sideways next to her while I rubbed her. Scott looked at his stepsister standing before him, her slender legs slightly spread, her small ass tilted up. Under the shiny red dress he could see about an inch of white cotton panties, tucked up between Katie's smooth ass cheeks. Scott silently walked toward the young girl. Katie could hear him breathing. Her heart was pounding. Then she felt his fingers barely touch her, between her legs. Katie’s pussy pulsed at the gentle stroke."You're right; I can see your panties. Just the very bottom,. I’ve sent her off to lie down for a while but I don’t think she’d be up to an interview this morning.”“It certainly doesn’t sound like it, poor girl. How about it if we were to delay things for forty-eight hours?”“That’s very considerate of you and will give me a better chance to get her in the right frame of mind. Thank you very much.”“Not at all. We’ll see you then.”There was not a sound from upstairs so Peter walked down to the village shop to collect his newspaper. There was still silence.