I had one of these old tents which did not have a zipper so I could sneak a peak through the opening held together by ropes.And there she was, squatti...g a few steps away from her tent. “What was she doing?” She put her hand under her nightgown and fiddled around. Then in the dim light of some distant street lamp I saw a puddle forming in front of her. She was peeing. I was fascinated. Slowly, trying not to make any noise, I left the tent and walked towards her. She was still peeing along,. 'David starts to look around my living room so I hop up onto the coffeetable.'On the table, look down, I'm down here.' David looks down at me sittingon the coffee table."No."'I'm afraid so David and no you are not losing your marbles'"But you are just a cat."'News flash David, I'm not just a cat, I'm a cat with a human'sconsciousness in it'David started to shake his head and for some reason he started nippinghis arm.'Stop it David you'll hurt yourself.'"But this can't be real Garfield, I'm. Of course that doesn’t include the routine jack off sessions his body requires just to achieve a moment of peace, contentment that would last long enough to overlay the haunting memories that made it impossible to fall asleep. He needs a woman in his bed, and not just for sex. The loneliness that consumes his nights was, at times, unbearable. He misses the closeness that he used to share with Dani, her soft voice being the last thing he heard before closing his eyes. None of the women he dated. Can I see you do it next time, if Im around? Adam asked. Sure, i dont mind, come on lets see if theres any girls around There was a big grin on his face. Lets try the same place as yesterday. And off we ran. We go to the clearing but we were disappointed to find it empty of girls. So we started to walk the length of the park. We saw plenty of girls but they tended to be with parents or boyfriends. But we kept up our search and then we struck gold. Adam spotted 2 girls about our age, not far.