Here we go again, I thought.We were standing by a jungle gym when a couple of young women in tight, skimpy athletic clothes power-walked by. I turned ...y head and she caught me. "See, you say you like us moms, but one of those walks by and you're drooling, like any other guy," she said teasingly."Well, dress like that and I'll drool over you, too," I said."If I dressed like that I'd scare half the playground away," she said."Yeah, but I'd be in the half that stayed," I said."You say that, but I. Stephanie agreed with her, and in no time at all, we had pulled into the parking lot of a local Denny's.I gently woke up Julia, and the four of us piled out of the car, and walked single-file into the restaraunt. Of course, the only patrons within were stoners or drunks, and we were no exception.Within moments, we were shown to our table, and had ordered. Before long, our food was brought to us. Why we were still hungry after the meal we'd eaten at the club was beyond me, but I wasn't going to. Our solution was to keep it all in the family, if you would. We all pledged that we would only have sex with each other. Five have dropped out over the past few years and we'll probably lose more as people take jobs far away or meet others. We all love each other, but only as dear friends." It's really kind of strange," she continued, "if you stop to think about it. Fifteen people, all living near each other, affectionate and intimate, but from them, not one couple with a capital C. And then. By the end of summer we were fighting and I was glad to be rid of her. She went home and complained to her mom and for the next 5 years she didn’t come back. She wasn’t missed much. Phone calls and texts sufficed and we became very distant. The year Becca was turning 18 I was sent a “Save the Date” from Denise for her second marriage. She’s such a cunt. Who sends their ex a save the date? So Becca calls the next day saying the guy is an asshole and in the military and in the past couple years.