Everything had been so incredible!“You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”“No,” she repl...es.Wait for itIt’s coming... The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?      ‘You’re just the first man who happened to catch my eye.’(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)This one is compliments of J & BWhat deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really. Jyoti mere lund ko dekhti hi rah gayi aur boli itna bada? Rehanak to maze ho gaye” Maine Pucha “Zakir ka itna bada nai hai kya? Woboli “Itna Bada to nahi par mota hai.”Aise hi baat karte karte kuch10 baje door bell baji. Jyoti ne darwaza khola to saamne. Rehana khadi thi donone ek dusre ko smile di aur Rehana andar aa gayi. Rehana ek bahot frank ladkithi aur jyoti ki bahot achchi saheli thi.Muje nanga dekhte hi boli“Aaj Jo Karna hai karo par meri chut pe thoda raham karna bas aur mai binatime. * * *Late Thursday afternoon Annalise had just returned from her volunteer shift at the local food bank and sat down to watch some TV when there was a knock at the door. Her feet were tired and she had left the door unlocked, so she just said “It’s open,” wondering who might be calling on her; she wasn’t expecting anyone.The door swung open, and in walked Lexi and Adriana, both in their cheerleader uniforms. “Oh, hi,” said Annalise, coloring slightly as she remembered everything that had. Messages and pictures fly back and forth and it seems it could go on all night. But eventually the urge to knock one out becomes too great and suddenly you're lay there, x-rated texts still coming through but the desire to continue has dissipated along with your hot sticky load. In fact, I had found myself in this exact position only the night earlier.I had been texting a girl from work, a girl who I had never had any rude thoughts towards and who I was sure had had none towards me. Initially.