It sounded like he was chatting with neighbors. So I went out.There were Morgan and Elaine, holding 2 cute baby girls. They saw me and grinned, sheep...shly. I guess I had a questioning look on my face. I'm fast at math. Anyway, they gave me almost imperceptible nods. "Oh, shit!" I said under my breath.Of course, my dad was looking very clueless. "Am I missing something? Have you folks met before?"Awkward pause."Bob," Elaine said to my dad "we are not being very neighborly. Why don't you. More the first than the second. now, he knew i was bi. that secret got out becuase of my idiot freind micheal. yeah, when you tell someone you like boys and they tell you they wont say a word to anyone, make sure they are telling the freaking truth! anyway, so, out of nowhere, he grabs my cock through the front of my pants. now, this wasnt the suprise. the suprise was that i had a condom in my back pocket and a hard on from hell. doesnt sound that suprising, but you have to remember this was my. " Yes sir. And what will this be regarding?"Oh shit! I hadn't thought about this. What should I say? Suddenly I had it."Regarding my corporation."I had skirted the issue."Exactly WHAT about your corporation, sir?" Uh... we're looking for a new corporate attorney." Yes sir. Ms Withers has time a week from Tuesday at 10:45." Nothing before then?" Sorry sir. She's booked solid."I was disappointed but figured it best to take what I could get."That will be fine." Thank you, sir. What's your. "Ma'am, anything wrong?" he said with a worried look on his face. I managed to shake my head slightly, I certainly couldn't speak, both forfear of being read and my throat had almost closed from fright. Now, Ireally know what someone says when their mouth went dry from fear.I opened the storm door, took the package and with a shaking hand, signedT. Kelly. "Thanks and have a good day," he said as he turned and walked away. MY GOD, I thought to myself, I passed, even in the daytime. Of course.