He tried putting it in me but it wouldn't go.He got up to the bathroom and found some vaseline.He smeared it all over and slid it in me!It felt really...weird and big and cold.It kinda hurt and felt uncomfortable.He told me to keep it in as long as I could every day.Eventually he said it would start stretching me a little to accomodate him more easily, then we could make some hot backdoor love as he put it.Then he kissed me and told me he loved me.He loved my nipple ring.I told him my nipple was. ." I said. "Buck! After fucking me that good. Call me Penny. In fact you can call me anytime sweetie. Fuck that was so hot. Junior. Stop starring at me. Your freaking me out. Be a doll and run upstairs. Get me a towel and one for Buck. Not only are you the camera man. But your suppose to go get things for the stars of your little fuck film. Go on now." said Penny. "She right dude. Got get us some towels to wipe off." I said. Daryl turned to run upstairs. He left the camera on the floor, next to. Sam had done a fantastic job. My nails were great. I thanked her for her handy work and she gave me a hug. I paid at the desk and left a tip for Sam. I booked another appointment for two weeks time. I confidently strolled into the waiting area to collect Christina. Christina looked up at my happy expression. She stood up and put the magazine she had been reading back on to table in front of her and put her arm around me, leading me out."They look great babe, I take it your happy?"I nodded,. Let him get himself out of it!”A Priest And A Bus DriverA priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them.He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns to the priest and says “This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that.