. Hot date and I'm not breaking it for anything less than an 'Extinction Level Event'. I should be back to the Realm of Men by tomorrow. I did mention...that the date was 'HOT', right? Now wait for the beep."Just before the 'leave message here' beep sounded, Mike could have sworn he'd heard the first bars of 'Fools Rush In' being hummed. Still chuckling, Mike thought, 'Well, looks like a quick refresher in Voice Mail Message Editing couldn't hurt a thing.'As this thought ended, Mike 'heard' Ella. I walk towards the plastic bagplaced on the floor near me. I am surprized by the way I walk now. Myfeminine hips put a little sway in my step now. My pants are almostfalling off. I could feel my thighs rubbing together with each step.I try to bend down and grab the bag. But I'm not used to my feminineproportions. My floppy breasts poke through my torn dress shirt. Ialmost fall forward on my face. I stand back up and decide to bend downon my knees. I grab the plastic bag, I slowly step towards. But one sweltering July day, the words "Serve and Protect" took on a whole new and erotic meaning. I was sitting on the I-40 freeway about 10 minutes west of Amarillo doing traffic duty. It was a long empty stretch of road and there wasn't much going on at the time. My shift had just begun about an hour earlier and I still had seven more hours to go, so I was settling in for a long slow night. Just then I see a pair of headlights off in the distance and coming on fast. I wasn't sure at first. She again was impressed byJim's selection and told him to click buy. The next pair of heels thatJim had chosen, were a pair of black patent shoes with a six inchstilleto heel and a 1 inch platform sole. These were bar shoes, withthree straps running across the top part of the foot, which attached tosilver buckles. Again, Maria was impressed that Jim had excellent tastein womens shoes and instructed him to buy them. As he did so, Maria alsorealised that Jim's 3rd selection were not all that.