”Lisa did a runway pose as if she were a model, “All part of the new and improved Lisa Mom.”“Well, I like the new Lisa Mom. She’s a lot more...fun. Right Dad?”Lisa and Josh turned full attention on Ben, who not only failed to respond to Josh’s comment but was now pouring a third glass of wine.“Give this to your mom and this one’s for you.”Josh handed Lisa her glass, half expecting her to take away his also. She just smiled and took one.“I want to make a toast. This family has gone through major. She woke up, or came to herself if you prefer, with him fucking her the next morning. He told her he loved her. She had developed an amount of affection for him over the last months while they were dating. He had asked her several times to marry him, but suddenly she had already made love to him — or so she thought. But all she could remember drinking was part of a glass of wine. Anyway, to make a long story short, they had sex several more times during the weekend. Finally, she agreed to marry. None-the-less a nagging doubt in my conscience causes me to gently but firmly arrest the hand’s progress. Breaking off an endless interplay of lips and tongue with a gasped a deep inhalation. ‘Oh please, please, we can’t do this, we really can’t, I am married’. My voice is thick with emotion. ‘Yes, so am I but I need you, I love you’ Love? How could that word apply to the two of us? We are friends, good friends whose partners too are friends, it cannot be more. The arm pulls me close once. Just because you don’t want to talk to people doesn’t mean that you don’t want them between your legs. It just kills the chances dead, outside of being mugged and violated by some asshole who jumps out of a bush when you walk back to your dorm at night – call me old-fashioned, but that’s just not my thing.And secondly: When there’s a bomb threat and an actual anthrax attack against a campus employee, people naturally suspect you. Because you’re weird and keep to yourself and your GPA is.