Casey and I ordered beer, the ladies wine.When Casey saw him at the bar about to bring our drinks he asked Leigh to dance.While they were gone Ann lac...d Leigh's wine with alcohol.Casey brought Leigh back and we ordered our dinners.After we had all placed our order I asked Ann to dance.It was nice having her on the dance floor in my arms.Ann asked me if I had any idea yet about Leigh. I told her that I didn't. I said I was going to ask Leigh to dance next, perhaps I could get a clue about her. “How did it go? Tell me all about it,” she said sleepily. I knelt at her feet as ladylike as I could and recounted the evening. The excitement in my voice was overflowing. She sat smiling, listening, admiring. “Samantha, you make a beautiful woman.” Kim leaned forward to kiss me, at first just lightly but when she tasted my lipstick she leaned forward again and kissed me again … long and full and deeply … and as she leaned forward her nightgown fell open and she reached out to cup one of my. "What're you doing, taking up housekeeping?" he'd growled, his head throbbing and his guts churning with a hangover."Someone better, I think," his teenaged niece had replied. "Your housekeeper walked out two hours ago, bag and baggage." She what... ?" That's right, Uncle, she's flown the coop," the pretty young teenager had said without looking at him, moving around the kitchen in her nightie and wrapper with more efficiency than he'd ever dreamed she had. But then, why in hell not, she was. Being the class asshole, I was often at odds with the teacher and was regularly assigned to a penitential seat in a rear corner of the classroom where I was able to jack. I wonder how many fourth-graders have masturbated in the classroom. Probably some few, but I would venture a sizeable bet that not many did it as often as I. On one occasion I thought I was busted. There was a little green-eyed blonde named Barbara in the class, and I was terror-stricken one day to finish an orgasm and notice.