“Dad is it better to pass or fail?” “To pass of course” “Oh good you’ll be proud of me! I passed my pregnancy test”Two life-long friends...were enjoying a few pints down their local bar, when one said to the other “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?” “Yeah, sure thing” replied his friend “fire away”. “Well” said the first guy “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?” “It’s probably because of her speech impediment” replied the second. Natalia turned on a lamp at the end of Monsieur M’s desk and sat down on the leather sofa nearby. She patted the space beside her.“Sit with me, Michael, will you?”I glanced at the monitor on the way in. It was dark, of course, but I saw the indicator light. The machine was in sleep mode, not off. When I sat down Natalia took my glass and refilled it. She emptied the bottle into her own glass and raised it to touch mine.“Cheers, Michael.”“Cheers, Natalia.”She emptied her glass and put it on the. Dad?" That'll do," I agreed, watching Slave as she crossed the room to the T/V.Once the film was running, the remote in Sam's hand, Slave left us to fetch our drinks."You still love her, don't you?" Sam's voice was quiet in my ear; her breath tickled it."It shows?" It does to me. Let's talk about it tomorrow."We sipped our drinks as the story unfolded. Slave washed up and tidied the kitchen, then quietly knelt in the corner of the lounge, half watching the film, but mostly watching us. Or,. "Right then. Your turn," she said.I started with the boots. They were quickly joined in a heap on thefloor by the jeans, jumper and T-shirt. I stood there in just my (orJulia's) panties and let Emma stare at me open-mouthed."Bloody hell," she breathed. She glanced at my crotch. "Are you, um,'all girl'?" Yeah, as far as I can tell. I was convinced I was off my head thismorning, and now I'm a little too freaked out to check..." I tried tofold my arms, but my breasts got in the way a bit and that.