I’m here to offer you a favor or two. Starting with my body, if you don’t mind. I want you to fuck me sideways, front, back, and every other way i...aginable, sir. I want that fine cock of yours in every hole that I have, and I know that you want to put it in them, too, don’t you?” Nicole propositioned Haynes, much to his growing arousal.“Where? And what was the other favor?” Eldritch asked to his own surprise, namely that he could think straight as a drop-dead gorgeous debutante enticed him with. This my father does not like."Kelli had a predatory look on her face as she said this. I didn't blame her. I knew her well enough already to know that a sexist with delusions of entitlement would annoy the hell out of her."How long will you be gone?" Overnight tonight and back late tomorrow." How late?" I asked, raising an eyebrow and wiggling it."Too late," she giggled and buried her face in her arms on the table, managing to miss the remains of her meal."Sorry," I said."No your not," she. "I'm going to continue your spanking of course! You didn't think we were done, did you? After only a dozen little hand swats over your skirt? My dear you have been far too naughty to be let off so easily!" I said. "But..." she started to protest. "Quiet!" I barked "I'm going to spank your ass until it glows in the dark if I have to so you will understand that your actions have hurt people. You have run roughshod over the good people who make this company what it is, and now you are going to. ”“If you’d stop dressing like a fifty-year-old accountant you might see what we’re talking about,” Rita said, passing Addie back her phone.I was used to this. Rita and Addie were my friends. They always felt obligated to compliment me, as if I was some sad little pathetic pariah that needed a confidence boost to find a boyfriend. They were both absolutely certain that I had a stick up my ass because I didn’t get laid often enough. They were right about the laid part, but I’ve always had a stick.