I like feeling a warm body against me. Masturbation was a somewhat empty experience," she said and represses a fit of giggles. "I miss you both terri...ly," she said after a moment of silence, smiling down at us. "You both look very happy." "He has an interesting story to tell," said Nat, turning to me. "But it'll have to wait until you get sprung. How long did you get?" "A week. I was surprised it wasn't longer. Mom really loves that vibrator. Even dad doesn't know about it." "The male ego. The girl's father has sworn to kill Phelen at the first opportunity. Understand that I have seen the daughter and the baron should be amazed that as fine a man as Phelen would even look twice at her. She weighs perhaps three times what Phelen or I do."Noia swallowed. Someone uglier than her? What did that say about her own hopes to someday find a man who could love her? She looked at Phelen and winced. There was a lot to be said for a life of celibacy!"The baron has been very insistent that. She was getting lost in those little blue pools, and his rich voice was hypnotizing. The more he talked the more her mind jumped off on little escapades. It started innocent enough, imagining him serenading her, but the more her mind wandered the more vivid were her fantasies. Before she knew it, she had him naked on a white sandy beach, his tanned body showing no tan lines. He would come up from the waters edge and kiss her firmly before snatching her up in his arms and carrying her off to. “Oh wow. Oh no. It was an accident. I didn’t mean to.” Heather started. “I just...”She looked at Josh.“I just sucked my own son’s penis.”Josh was also startled. “And I came in my mom’s mouth.”Now there was an awkward tension in the air. Finally Josh reached out and hugged his mother.“It’s okay, mom.” He told her. “We’re both adults.”“I know but...”“Shhh.” Josh said. He hugged her again. “You really do give great blowjobs!”Heather laughed nervously. “You don’t hate me?” She asked.“Of course.