You wished you had the same luck with women. Maybe not the same luck that got him killed though.It was the strangest thing, really. One night after he...was fucking your biological mother, shooting fifty CC's of baby batter into her stomach that would eventually form the compounds that would give you life in this earth, he used his zippo to light two 100 dollar bills, which he then used to light his cigar. Your mother woke up from what you can only assume was the best sex she ever had in her. He thought the fact that it was 8 inches should impress any girl and she should worship him. They only had sex once.As Maria finished the first of many stories, Sonja saw him walk through the door. He had on a pair of those stylish sweats and a white t-shirt that hugged his upper body. He looked familiar, but Sonja couldn’t place him. After glancing at him over the next 5 minutes, it finally dawned on her. He was Bryce’s dad from her son’s school. Everyone knew Bryce. Bryce is the star forward. . There was water splashed all over the bathroom. There was no Béla and no Lisa anywhere. Béla’s clothes were in the bathtub, soaking wet. Evidently she’d teleported right out of them. Jake sighed, thinking, ‘No telling where they went... ‘Jake flipped the switch to clean the bathroom and went back downstairs. Wherever they went, they would be hungry when they got back. Their mental exercises always took a heavy toll on their metabolism. He went into the kitchen to decide what to fix for lunch.. We were all alone. I leaned against the wall and I could see to my left and right. If anyone was approaching I could see his silhouette hundreds of yards away although it was dark! I had done this hundreds of times and it was a piece of cake for me.The guy came towards me and kissed me. I kissed him passionately as I was bloody hot and horny. I asked him to put his tongue in my mouth and sucked it. His saliva was all over in my mouth and I swallowed it greedily with high tension sex feelings! I.