‘I did it, Daddy.’‘And what happened, honey?’‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bedwith no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then ...he tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresserAnd now she isn’t moving at all!’‘Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too...He was all scared and he jumped out of the back windowAnd into the swimming pool.But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the waterLast week to clean it.He hit the bottom of. During the commotion I used my free hand to pluck hers from my wrist and in no time had run my hand up the back of her thigh and onto her behind. She gasped as I did so but it was covered by the noise of the departing bus. Unexpectedly, one of the people getting off the bus was a fellow student-teacher of Carol’s, a somewhat gangly woman with blonde hair who was also, it seemed, quite talkative, or at least she was that night. She recognized Carol even in the dim light, walked up to her and. Today was going to be the occasion of my debut in public as across-dresser! (I chose not to count the shopping trip a week earlier;that was just by way of a practice!) Over breakfast Gavin asked me if Iwas looking forward to the party. I replied that in an odd way I was.Having spent the last week practicing how to behave and look like awoman, I was sort of excited to see what others thought of me. SomehowGavin kept me occupied on my University work until mid-afternoon when hefinally said, "I. . Piper?"Unka Harry at the Antler."Sorry, our uncle must have thought he was being funny, we won't bring her back." Good idea ... since you're not getting in either." The door swung shut."Damn ... best pizza in town," I commented.A very tall, thin black guy with HUGE legs rode by on a very tall bike with monster knobby tires and yelled, "You haven't been to Karl Marx, They have the best pizza, calzones, and meatballs in the state!" What kind of bike is that?"He grabbed hand brakes and squalled.