Something had to be done and right away! It wasn't just a matter of protecting their livestock any longer, not when a ferocious wild dog dared to slin... into town and with incredible beastliness actually force a defenseless young girl to her knees and rape her right on the streets!"Hunt the bastards down, I say!" a whiskey drinking, sallow faced customer at the bar of the Crescent Inn Tavern exclaimed with fist-thumping emphasis. "Chief Morgan's right! Take a posse into those hills and gun the. ”To which she sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?”This one is compliments of Mario.The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.The Reverend wasn’t happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.‘Mrs Fitzgerald, ‘ he said sternly. ‘This is no place for a member of. I wouldn’t normally be available to any guests like him,” she replied.Mills walked up to AJ and touched her delicate shoulder lightly. “Well I wouldn’t worry about it too much. He’s out getting trashed with the Commanders right now, so you’re probably clear for the night.”AJ smiled up at him, her blue eyes shining with a youthful innocence Mills forgot existed. He was caught off guard by his attraction to her. She was much too pure to be in this place and was treated way harsher than she should. . ?Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?Third Question:Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it.Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.What is the total? Scroll down for answer.Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually4100. Don't believe it? Check.