I’d seen your show a few times, never been a big fan or anything like that, just seen a couple. Thought the women were a bit desperate and that ... ...hen I thought ... I’M a bit desperate ... And suddenly I was a convert ... I wanted to have sex with a dog, just to see how a dog could compare to Michael...”We end of a wistful smile, he clearly wondering how sex with a dog will compare to sex with an abusive husband.We cut to our studios in Manchester ... At the moment it’s the standard empty. “That’s thirty minutes honey. I’ve cum three times, now fuck me like this is the very last fuck you will ever have. Though I do want you again after dinner. Are you still there Alara, can you hear us?”“Yes, I am masturbating while I listen.We had a long leisurely bath together before dinner while we discussed our turn-ons and fetishes. “Hung men, and hung men masturbating for me and maybe my girlfriends at the same time,” Zoe told me.“I love a really good, big, dimple free ass,” I confessed.. . the wife and Next-door Jim sat in the kitchen, Jim drinking my beer and the walking talking watermelon drinking my soda. It’s been a while since gold had lured me away from my diminutive bride ... I had other things to do. Witness the painful back ... swollen breasts ... trips to the restroom to rest every fifteen minutes ... and the oddest idea of what tasted good ... like dill pickles in ranch dressing ... or strawberry ice cream and raspberry jam topped with chocolate sauce ... gag.Every. £650 to you matey' 'Oh I don't have enough for that, sorry' I explained. 'Well we can work something out, eh?' he sneered. He stood up walked, across the room, stood in front of me, with his crotch a few inches from my face....... 'I was thinking, something along the lines of....' ' THIS! 'and with one swift tug, pulled the top popper on his fly and all 6 fasteners unpopped and his thick, swollen manhood made a bid for freedom and sprung upwards slapping me under the chin. He grabbed his shaft.