“You may address me as Comrade Colonel this evening! I am, after all, ‘Hero of Soviet Union’!” I said, keeping a straight face.“How the hell...did you swing this? Including that medal?”“Tatyana’s father and the head of his security detail arranged everything. It’s all the real deal. I do have to return the medal, because it’s only a loan. But the rest I get to keep.”“If we have a vote on best costume, you’ll win hands down, even with Daisy Duke! Who does the medal belong to?”“My very good friend. .well....and I told myself it was also an investment in my marriage... I kept coming up with valid reasons why I should,and couldn't think of many reasons not to.I almost booked one a few times when Jim was in work.Then one day I was having a glass of wine as I pottered around the house.I say a glass,it was my third glass.A habit that was becoming a little too frequent.And I was having a look at my favourite escort site when I saw Juan.He wasn't as young as some of the other guys,but he was was. "The question, of course, is whether in fact they can do it." They can make Joes, to meet us," she said enthusiastically. "They can make Akakhas to be guards. Joe told us once every single one is made with a purpose, remember? God only knows how they do it, but think about that egg Joe started in the nest. She told us right then it'd be another Joe, before it was anything more than a newly fertilized egg. So why not this?"He shrugged. "I have no idea," he said. "But you are asking the wrong. That wooden spoon really hurt on my reddening bottom. It was at that point I should have begged for forgiveness, but instead I reared my ass up in the air and farted in her face. Chelsea, the smell was atrocious.Unfortunately for me, she lit my ass up big time with the nearby heavier wooden spatula. The spanks come down fast and hard and boy did they STING! As I convulsed and cried with a bright red swollen bottom blistered to the MAX! As I pull up my flimsy light blue skirt that are now.