So all I had to do was survive my parents. Which went well, until dinner. The rain started to come down heavily when we started eating, which I guess ...ade a change to the heavy snow we had last week. The three of us shared some form of stew which Dad had concocted, but Mum loudly voiced her opinion: Well thats another great meal youve churned up here Graham! Mum, dont start… Whats wrong with it? It looks like youve just shit in a dish! Look, its good for you. Just eat your fucking food Liz.. "The nude waiter approached us and we ordered the same two drinks, a martini for me, "Sex on the Beach" for Joan. The waiter was incredibly handsome with smooth chocalate skin and muscles like a god. While Joan was ordering she openly oogled his big cock. When he left to get our drinks Joan said, "I am so horny, I'm going to be your dirty girl tonight." When he returned with our drinks he picked up the table napkins to put on our laps. Joan raised her hips so that his fingers grazed her. I'm a real ass man so this was almost too much for me to handle. She had one of those perfect heart shaped asses that was tight and firm, but a little bigger than your average ass. Not quite a bubble butt, but almost. By this time I had a full hard on and could only think of getting two big handfuls of her tanned ass cheeks. "Well, what are you waiting for?" she said as she gave her ass a little wiggle, and then to my surprise and utter joy, she unclasped the back of her bikini top so I could. ”“And disgusting,” said Shaun.“We could make it a game,” she replied.“How so?”She took off her blouse. “I’ll go as far as you will.”“Are you trying to seduce me, Jessica?”Giving him a playful look, she said, “Now you’re catching on.” She ran her hands along her body. “You don’t like what you see?”“I think it’s very nice. I’d like to see more.”She smiled and slowly, seductively slid her pants down to the floor. In the bedroom, Shaun admired the matching black bra and panties she wore. He pulled.