Ek din aunty aur main Kolkata mein market mein ghum rahe the ki tabhi meri nazar ek sundar ladki pe gayi. Aunty ne mujhe dekha aur main aunty ko dekh...kar sharmaane laga. Aunty has ke boli, “Raj, sharmao mat main samajh sakti hu. Yahan ki ladkiya sundar hai.”Main sharmata hua bola, “Nahi, aunty aisi koi baat nahi hai.” Fir uss din aunty aur main ghar aa gaye aur chai pe baatein karne lage. Tabhi aunty mujhse boliAunty – Raj, tum dono ki koi gf nahi hai kya?Me – Aunty Ronit ki toh hai par meri. Jonhi thori si ungli oss ki Gaand main jaati tau thora sa thookh bhi oss ki Gaand k andar chala jata…Iss tarah thori dair main meri poori ungli aur sari thoohk Naveed ki Gaand k ander chali gai….. Gaand ka sorakh abb thora khull gaya tha…. main nay ungli nikali aur oss ki Gaand ko khol kar aur ziada thookh dal dia… jo k mera thookh sorakh k gap main khood chali gai…. may ne mouth main jitni tookh ti sab oss ki Gaand main daal di…. Naveed bola“Musaveer main phir thuk gaya hoon”Mai nay oss ko. I handed him the check, thanked him and noticed (or hoped I’d noticed in my half-sobering stupor) a longer eye contact from him than one would expect.He thanked me, and at the door, he asked how long i was staying. “Four days, or so. Til Saturday, unless the company needs me here longer.”“Great” was his chipper response. “See you again, then.” And off he went.“Yes, you will….”, I muttered to myself, as I looked at the receipt and found his name. “Yes, you will, Greg, if I can help it.”I was. Your clothing though is unsuitable for the links." Do you have a pro shop open? We will purchase the shoes and clothing but the clubs I fear will be too shoddy." Young man," he said angrily, "our goods are far from shoddy." I fear I have offended you. I meant that they will not stand up to the abuse most of us would put them to." I will take your offer young man. Your food will not be ready for fifteen minutes. Would you care to find the musicians you mentioned?"We all got up and Andreaea had.