I struggled through breakfast and consideredcalling Julie saying I'd skip gym that morning. But after some thought, Idecided to get changed.And that's...when I saw... blood in my panties. Oh no, a period. I was inshock. Of course I knew girls had periods, but I'd barely considered it inthe last week. I'd just been wishfully hoping that I'd transform backbefore it was an issue.I was totally clueless so I texted Julie, "Plz come over ASAP. It's myperiod"Julie was around minutes later. I was in a. Always happy for the possibility of candy, I jumped at the chance. As I was leaving the room, I realized to my terror that on the other side of the stairs was Rusty, my grandparents’ cat. Rusty was a beautiful, fluffy cat with long red-brown hair and an unending dislike for anyone but my Nana. I stopped dead in my tracks as he hissed at me. I made a very quick turn out of the room, ran down the stairs, cut through the dining room, slid across the small, tiled hallway, and jumped down the step. Only one of her sandals had survived the ordeal."Do you know what day it is today?" asked Wonder Woman dreamily to no one in particular."Thursday?" yawned Supergirl. "No, wait! Saturday?" No, I mean the date. It's a special date. Can't you guess? What about you, Drusilla?" Don't tease her, Diana. You know how out of it YOU are when you've spent the night with The Geek getting your lights fucked out. She'll be non-comp 'til noon." OK, so you tell me," Wonder Woman insisted."Sean Connery's. Right through the slot in the pajama bottoms men use to pee through, I guess, and there it was sticking out right at me. I rolled over on my side, clutching my bra to me, and looked right at it. He turned red. "Oops!" I giggled. "You sort of fell out there. But that's okay." I smiled and watched as he seemed to be having a great deal of difficulty stuffing it back in his pants. "Really, Robert, don't be embarrassed. I don't mind. I've seen naked men before. That's a very well-develop- ed penis.