Just as I enter the kitchen, Mom and Dad come in."Okay Luke, I understand you have a date tonight and....”Before Dad can finish, Pete blurts out, "Y...u have a date, Luke? It's about time, old man."Pete and Steve sit there in shock, as this is my first date ever."Okay Pete, that's enough of that." As I was saying, you have a date and tomorrow, some lawns to cut." Yes sir, that is right." Well, I hope you have a nice evening and we will see you tomorrow at the lake. Now you two, go pack and be. They both sprinted to their rented Jetta and Leandra peeled out, leaving a triumphant platoon of hairy tormentors chattering in the distance.After an unsettling ten minutes of panicked driving, Leandra gradually came back to earth from her adrenaline high."What the hell was that?" Darius managed to croak out between fits of nervous laughter."Chipmunks ain't like that in the city," Leandra gasped.Managing to regain his shaken sense of humor, Darius said, "Headline: 'Horny Couple Mauled to Death. Oh God, I want to get rammed….hard!I started tearing her clothes off without hesitation.As she started to loudly squeal, “Shut up!” I yelled.“You hot little babe, I bet you’re so wet down there!”I threw her on the bed, and she tried to escape;But I arrested her with true masculinity and fortitude,Finally ripping her panties off with my teeth.“Look at me this instant, and tell me I’m hot!“Yeah, you better say how colossal my sword is!”Grabbing her by her hair with both manly hands,I thrusted. I can’t recall if I’ve already told you this or not, but I stopped wearing a bra the night of my sweet sixteen birthday party. My reason for going braless that night was that even my softest sports bra irritated my large, sensitive nipples when they were aroused and they were fully aroused that night. Then I discovered just how pleasant it was to have them caressed by the thin, soft fabric of my cotton blouse. I had studied myself closely in the mirror that night before coming down to the party.