”FaithA Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child�...s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”FamilyA Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten. .. you mean it!" I alvays mean it," Laura said with a maniacal leer, momentarily lifting her face from Dee Dee's scrumptious neck. She raised her hands to Dee Dee' small, perfect breasts, squeezing the hard balls through the fabric of her sweatshirt. "And I am going to suck these pretty boobies until they hurt, my pet, my angel. I am going to suck them until you moan and beg me to fuck you. Rrraarrgghh!" she roared again.Dee Dee was almost overcome with laughter, but she managed to wriggle out. It was tina to my surprise . I asked her to come in and she came in closed the door and slaped me . She was very angry and asked my why i didn’t replyed . I was speechless and went to the kitchen . She followed me and told me that she felt crying with my behaviour and wanted to know why i did that . I some how managed to speek . I told her that after hearing that she was not a virgin my intentions toward her changed and all i thought was to have sex with her . But when i found out the real. I heard her at the bed, contemplating her next move as I stood in the corner like a naughty boy, my gentiles on full display."Turn around," she said at last. I obeyed.I kept my hands by my side, but my penis pointed at her quite conspicuously. She was holding the non-slotted spatula. After a brief deliberation, she walked over to the dresser and set the spatula down next to a bottle of lotion she kept there. Then she walked to me and took my penis in her hand, using it like a tether to pull.