" "I don't?" Beth was clearly mystified by her friend's statement. "No! No you don't!" "Look, Beth! As much as it pains me to say this, it's Joe you n...ed! Not me! "Look! You told me yourself that you want a husband and a family! Joe can give you those! I can't!" "But!" Beth broke in. "But, nothing! "Look! I don't want to lose your friendship over this - And, I pray to God I won't! - but, if I have to bow out your life forever - You know, so that you and Joe can have a chance of making a go at. We cooked up a coincidental meeting in a pub near his house when he was there with his mum. We had a prearranged plan where he pretended he and I knew each other from his martial arts class. He invited me to sit with him and his mum. She was so nice in the flesh and all the better as I had seen her nude and even seen her sucking cock and being fucked! Fun to have that knowledge when you first meet someone! I also knew from Andy that she was a bit easy with her favours and also liked a. The problem is that they're probably taking them with bows, so nobody hears any gun shots." Wow! Well, good luck with that. I wish there was something I could do to help." Just keep your eyes open and give me a call on the radio if you see anything suspicious. That'd be a big help." I'll do that." Great. Guess I better get on down the mountain. Want me to stop by later to rub on another application?" If you don't mind, but don't bother if you're busy."She stood up to go and joked, "Never too. “Well first you sat in a pub beer garden with your legs apart and fucked yourself with a whiskey glass while the landlord was probably pulling his cock in the office, watching you do it on the CTV.” As I whispered this blatant lie to her I noticed her breath quickening, and her shuddering start.“No. not just making me the pub porn star, I could live with that. I mean those fucking photos you took back here afterwards. “ She croaked. “Just tell me what you let that fucking Boxer dog do to me.