THERE ARE TWO- I am well aware that I'm no genius and this may just be common sense to most men out there -- maybe it's because I never gave it very m...ch thought -- but it is a two part procedure and that did not initially occur to me. Two places to numb, two holes to cut, two tubes to snip and remove (which look like two small sections of spaghetti noodles -- which my doctor pointed out when he showed me commenting, "hope you weren't planning on pasta for dinner tonight" -- worth the co-pay. There were also two glasses in the cabinet of the extended stay hotel. Thankfully, those were just enough vessels to satisfy the k**nappers. Shane poured the brandy and delivered them. The weed was now lit. Jay handed a blunt to Shane and commanded, “Take a hit!”Shane complied. He took three good puffs and passed it back.Jay reassured him, “We don’t wanna hurtchu. We just seen yo ass and wanna run a train.”“Yes, sir,” Shane shook his head.“Bitch learnin’,” said Cee.“Faggits ain’t all dat dumb. "Calm down, Stan, you'll have a heart attack!"Eventually, the clock wound its slow but inexorable way towards three o'clock. Stan made his way over to the design lab, getting winks from Elaine and Pat on the way. He held in his slightly sweaty hand the small box, wrapped up in blue paper, and the envelope with Anne's card.As soon as he entered the lab he saw her. His breath whooshed out of him and he stopped involuntarily.Today Anne was not wearing her usual conservative wraparound skirt and. I belonged to a typical middle class family with me always being urged to study and do good in academics.The first exposure to any sexual content was seeing posters of A grade films on the walls of our village surroundings, which were either removed or stripped off the very next day they were put up. Moral obligations of some of the people kept those unveilings in check and sort of made me curious a lot about how those films went. Never really got to see one till I was out of school though..