’ Then he fell asleep again.His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and...he said, ‘You’re cute... ‘ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful, ‘ it was now ‘cute.’She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’. I could tell she was rollin better than ever by the way she was dancing with all these black dudes and letting their hands roam all over her sexy body. I noticed this dude in the corner watching her, waiting for the right song to grab her, about six feet with jet black skin,and a shaved head,it looked like he had a tube of cookie dough in his pants. As soon as he approached her and pulled her close to dance, I knew I needed to convince this guy to follow us home as her surprise. It was easy to. " You mutter to yourself, and reluctantly clamber out of the comfy reclining chair, situated in the living room.Your thoughts turn back to the last few weeks. Ever since your previous housemate moved out and gone back to his hometown after finishing his degree you have been paying all the rent and expenses yourself. While your job is pretty well paid the rent is rather high, and a choice needed to be made: trade your fancy car in for something more sensible or get another person in to share the. Her calves were soft like butter and I was really getting mad for more. So much so, that I once pulled her legs up with a jerk and she stiffened and uttered “ughh!” I tried to clam myself down, and continued the rubbing.She had left her legs loose to my ministrations, and now I dared to fold up her legs from her knees and in process pushed up the hem of her saree and petticoat over them. She instinctively placed her hands between her thighs to avoid over exposure, but didn’t say anything, just.