”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel ar...ives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air. Bat un dino ki he jab mere papa ko 2 mahine le liye south india ke tour par jana pada. Jate waqt woh mujhe keh kar gaye ke apni ma or behn ka khayal rakhna. Meri maa or behan bahut sexy he dono ki khaas baat unke sudol breast or badi badi ass he meri behan kafi modern he or din bhar boys or fashion ki baat karti he. Ek din ghar me koi nahi tha mere college ke vacation the or me doston ke sath movie dekhne gaya tha meri maa kisi rishtedar ke yaha khana khane gayi thi jab me gar me aya to mene. I want you to keep a diary, a journal about how you think you are doing. I will still come by here to drop off my sperm for you to make into the lip balm but they will be loads that I will have deposited into a container and kept under ice. Do you understand me?"The single tear running down her left cheek told me she did."Now, I am not done with you. You will still maintain your sexual desires and urges but you will take them out on your husband and if he wants you will get back into swinging.". Once they were sleeping and once I was sure of the same, I went to bathroom where she was washing clothes, she didn’t see me entering the bathroom as her back was facing the door and she heard no noise when I closed the door behind me due to the sound of running water but she was expecting me. I went and hugged her from behind and showered kisses on her neck and shoulder area. She playfully splashed water on me and said, “I have a son who is your age and so you should be ashamed to do such.