The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't re...iewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.Why the different treatment for the two patients?The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.Next time take me to a vet!Murphy from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his storeSo he decided to go to Paris to see what he could. . yep ... she went into the closet.I laughed and got up to go help her. When I got to the closet, she was squatting in exactly the place where the toilet would have been, if she had gone into the bathroom instead of the closet. She was directly over an expensive cashmere sweater that was folded up and laying on the floor. I yelled, “Dame dayo! Soko de Oshiko shinai de!” [Don’t do it! Don’t pee there!”]Too late.Well, so much for that sweater.We joked about that for years. But, then she did it. As the time drew near to go to the club Gina had one other card to play.Telling Chris to take off what little she was wearing Gina left the roomsaying she'd be back with her outfit for tonight. Chris stood therewaiting as Gina walked back in carrying the costume - and wearing astrap-on.Chris blanched and backed away until she hit the bed and fell on to it.Gina pounced and told Chris, whose eyes were filled with fear that ifshe didn't collect $100 from the crowd that her pussy would be. She juddered, lay still for five seconds then opened her eyes, smiled and sleepliy played with her pussy. “Now get upstairs bitch!” I said, “I`m going to fuck you`re brains out.” “Oh please Master,” her eyes lit up in pleasure, “I need some cock, but can i have the belt first?” Four 1993. We`d been together for six months. One Saturday night Sues k**s were away, so having a laugh we got a little pissed together and rolled a joint. We watched TV for a while then Sue stood and went to her video.