If that would help you get your balance back.” She said as nonchalantly as though offering a friend a massage.Waaaaaait. What? “I'm so sorry, I di...n't quiet catch that. Could you run that by me one more time? I think I must have misheard you.” I said with a faintly confused smile. Surely I heard that wrong. The old lady waiting in line behind me certainly didn't react to this woman offering to suck my nuts... to get my balance back?And taking a second to look at her she was quite the young. Most gaffs have a string that will go upyour butt. This one leaves you butt open. You can defecatenormally. However if you want to urinate, you must do it as wedo. Sitting down."Then Amy placed a pair of white cotton panties on me. Then asimple white bra on me. Next came a corset. Amy held me asMaggie and Anne pulled on the laces. My waist went from a 34inch waist to a 20 inch waist. Amy said, "Your breathing willadjust shortly. Just relax and try to breath normally."I had to admit being held. " And Mrs Baxter doesn't miss a thing, she is his eyes and ears you know, and she lives just across the way," Martha added."It's cool." I agreed."Good, I'll get some tea!" May agreed, "You do like tea?" I guess," I agreed."We will get the bed down," Martha suggested."But Mrs Baxter will see you Martha," May cautioned."Oh dear," Martha exclaimed, "How shall we manage?" Draw the drapes?" I suggested."Oh," Martha exclaimed, "I don't think so, I wouldn't feel safe upstairs with a man." I'll sleep. Unlike Reagan, I would have still launched an invasion of Iran even with the hostages being freed. It would have been unpopular, but it would have been the right thing to do and we wouldn't have to worry about those maniacs getting nuclear weapons today.They got away with putting all of America through hell for 444 days. At least they think they got away with it. I'm convinced the old Soviet regime saved their bacon, but and I'm also convinced that Ronald Reagan was quite ready to cook their.