“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.( This one actually makes sense...... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and. " I tell you this only to get to my next topic," the Chief of the Combined Tribes said. "Thanks to your friendship, we have not only survived, but flourished in the wake of the Sickness. We have intermarried with your people, and indeed, many of us prefer living among you. By the same token, many Phoenicians choose to live among us. For these reasons, it seems to make little sense for us to maintain a separate state." Are you saying that The People wish to become, fully, Phoenicians?" I. Vo mere lund ko bahr se kas k pakad k aage peeche karne lagi. Mai uski panty mai haath dalne jara tha. Bt usne mana kar diya.To ham bas full time kiss karte rahe movie mai kya chala ham dono ko hi ni pata chala. Fir maine use ghar chord diya. Ab ham dono mai milne ki vo tadap jag uti thi. Dono ab ek doosre ko bed pe chahte the. Or luck itta acha tha k agle hi din us k ek close relative ki shadi thi. Usne tabiyat kharab hone ka bahana bana liya or baaki sare 2 din k liye shadi k liye chale gaye.. My mom is a very homely lady, always well dressed and shy on the outside. My dad was a workaholic and sometimes used to go to business meetings for months together. So mom used to be alone mostly. And I had college. So she was used to being lonely. But I guess all the loneliness does take a toll on one’s mind. And it certainly did so for my mom.Z had come home for his vacations and he was going to stay with us for a couple of days. Dad had gone abroad for a business trip. And I had college.So.