My friends kept me from drinking too much too fast, and made me stick to beer only, which given some of my later experiments with alcohol, was a Godse...d. We party hopped our way through the student housing just off campus. However, sometime late in the night, I managed to get lost. I still don’t really know how, but by that time I didn’t really care. I was having too much fun, and the alcohol gave me enough courage to talk to anyone. In fact, at the next party I walked to, I ended up meeting a. .I took a very deep breath then headed to the top of the staircase. If you go down those stairs there's no turning back, I thought.I walked down the stairs, and into the main room. I headed stright for the kitchen area where I would have my bottom half sheltered from view by the worktops.Paul was on the sofa reading. "Coffee?" I asked."Please," he replied.I made two cups of coffee. Normally I would carry both into the living room at the same time but I was worried my towel my become untied so I. I did not have to pee or poop, so I turned and walked back to the kitchen. A huge round of applause rang out along with whistles and cheers.Then About 12:50 everyone cleared out. I walked over to the TV and turned it back on. Why was I not amazed? I had taken almost 2 hours for lunch and of course the sex, yet when the set came on, it was right where I had left it to make lunch. It hit me, I had no idea if this was the only channel, or if we where able to watch regular TV. I got the remote and. His parents were happy. He and his sister were happy.As he walked, his eyes narrowed. He wasn’t sure how he knew these things. He was barely five seasons old. It was ... incongruous. He shouldn’t be this tall at five seasons either. What was going on? Was he really only five seasons old?“Yren, I think you’re now old enough to learn how to swim,” his father said with a laugh. The man’s words completely broke Yren’s train of thought.Or was that the hauntingly familiar song?Swimming? He was going.