Contemporary colloquial expression, used for variety of purposes to describe unforseen events, erratic behaviour, unpredictable personality traits, ge...erally anything that is either beyond explanation or normality. (man, you are so random).As he was walking home, his iPod was not being random enough. Music was blaring in his ears and the setting was on random, however he kept getting the same old favourite tracks. "I just want something different, come on!" Repeatedly pressing the next track. Once at the top, she would clip each stocking to her matching lacy garter.Then, she’d wiggle into a dress, (they looked more like a negligée than a dress) letting it slide down her arms over her breasts down over her belly to settle around her waist with the hem just below the cleft of her pubis mons. Get the picture? I knew you would!Then, I was given a wonderful show as she would pirouette, stopping back to me, and bend at the waist to touch her toes, giving me a wonderful view of her ass. In. Lester hesitated for a moment, feeling foolish for even considering such a thing. Then he remembered his humiliation and how desperate he was for a solution. He hoped that this place would have a solution. It just had to. Gathering up his determination, Lester went inside. A tiny bell tingled as the door swung open, and Lester glanced around at the incredibly large variety of items in view, stopping his eyes at the counter where an old man dressed in a bathrobe sat. At least he thought it was a. I went and got it to make sure. Then I started My name is Mistress Mary and you have come to be dominated and used and humiliated is that right? Yes Mistress Mary. You are doing this because you are not man enough to please any woman on your own right? Yes Mistress Mary. You want me to own your tiny little cock and balls and that sissy little ass of yours right? Yes Mistress Mary. Will you do anything I tell you to do without question because you need to please me? Yes Mistress Mary. Good.