I found her this way at Murph's," Pat said angrily. I smiled stupidly and said "Hi, Ma." I leaned towards her to give her a kiss. Luckily, Pat was hol...ing on to me because my aim left something to be desired and I almost wound up falling flat on my face."Come on, Mandy." Pat said. "We better get you inside. Mrs.D. could you make some coffee?" she asked."I can, but I think she's do better to just go sleep it off." Rita replied. My head was pounding like a bass drum when I woke up the next. “That feels good.” I laughed.“Yes it does.” He laughed back.“So,” I said elongating the word for a couple of seconds. “I think you’ve abused my underwear long enough for one day. Take them off.”I watched as he pulled them down and he bent over and stepped out of them. I saw his hard cock bounce up and down a couple of times.“Put them back in the hamper.” I instructed him. “And don’t ever touch my underwear again, at least not without permission.” I laughed. I walked around his naked body. His. I just take a chance and post my ad.In the starting never got a good response but later on one day while working received an email from some strange email id.I reply back and some conversation starts between us. I then get to know she is a lady from cambridge.Her name is ruth. She is from europe actually but living here.Then we start chatting and conversing on us as she wants to get know about me as I am stranger to her. We chat about some days and then she pass me her mobile number. We start. ? ‘Wear a shorter skirt’, I thought to myself… did I just flirt ?, as you walked back down the garden path, I said to Dave “she got great legs & ass”, the very next day you turned up at ‘Rains, ‘short skirt, gorgeous legs an sexy smile’ went through my brains. I remember you sitting in the chair at my PC, singing baby D’s ‘Let Me Be Your Fantasy’, we played a game of ‘I went to the shop,’ it soon became clear you wanted my c**k, (sorry) for our first date we went to Denham, playin’.