18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet20. Th... only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.21. Couldn’t organize a woodpecker’s picnic in Sherwood Forest.22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming25. Has two brains; one is lost and. We both walked into our room. My beautiful fiancée was lying on our bed probably doing twitter or something. She was wearing a tank top and sweats. Of course she had her blonde hair pulled back.I asked, "Honey, my friend is feeling low because he just broke up with his girlfriend, can you cheer him up by giving us both blowjobs?"She looked at me kinda weird, but reluctantly agreed.So I was the first to pull my cock out, it was already erect, and my fiancée was wondering why I was hard already,. He yelledloudly, “I’m cumming baby! I’m cumming and squirting allmy hot thick cum deep inside your great pussy! Fuck me baby!Fuck my cock! Yeah, that’s it, fuck it hard!” I was moaningand hissing with my own orgasm. We continued fucking eachother fast and hard until our orgasms starting gettingless and less intent, until our cum slowed to a few drips.He held his cock deep inside my pussy, both of us still throbbinga little. He held it there until the throbbing slowed waydown. He gently pulled. We entered and he closed the door behind us. He hit a light switch and the lights came on and I saw that the walls were covered with pictures in frames."Do you really want to se etchings my dear?"There it was! Fish or cut bait time. I turned to him and kissed him. When I took my lips from his I said:"Maybe later."He smiled and said, "You are just so much like your mother" and he led me to his bedroom where I found out why my mother spent so much time with him. I'd had dozens and dozens of cocks.