”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: Wha... do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!Q: How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?A: They keep falling off the wagon.Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?A: none. the lady should already. He pressed his cock into my mom’s ass. My mom yelped. “Your mom is a tight bitch today but she wont be for long” Tarun boasted again. He started fucking my mom anally. Her screams and moans were louder. She enjoyed it. He enjoyed it and was as rough as he could be. “Lick my piss off the floor bitch, lick it up let your son know that you have surrendered to me to be used as I please ” Tarun grunted as he hammered her ass. "Lick it up you slut let your son and everyone who i show these clips too. He turned to me and said that would be £20. As soon as I saw them both pissed I was wondering how I was going to get some more action and I had a brainwave right then. I told the cabbie I had no money with me and would have to pop next door to get some. I asked him to keep an eye on the girls while I was away.I left him and went to the front door, opened and closed it quite loudly but instead of going out crept round to the kitchen. Just as I thought, as soon as I got there he was leaning over. I love when someone puts finger in my ass and at the same time suck my pussy!I knew this was one sex deprived hot mom and will thrash me with her wild cunt.She already opened her legs and asked me to lick her thirsty pussy. I sat on ground and touched her pussy. It was hot and leaking juices. Aunty sighed as I touched her hottest part of the body at that time. She signed me to lick her cunt now. I bent down and had my lips on her broad pussy lips. Wow that smelt so hot and sour. I always wanted.