The table settled into uncomfortable silence once more and Kaden managed to choke down a few bites of chicken before Petunia brought out dessert. She ...erved Kaden a very large helping of pudding, but he only ate a few bites before stopping.Kaden and his family did not linger after pudding was finished. No one seemed inclined to visit any longer. Vernon and Petunia walked them to the door, but Vernon beckoned Kaden into the living room before they left.“Er,” Vernon began. “Your grandmother's. S. Bertie was a distinguished looking man in his sixties, while Rob was another clone from the same mold as Jimmy and Jack.Jimmy took Rob off to look at the A380 saying that he must be one of the few mechanics around actually certified on that aircraft."IAMS?" I asked, when Bertie and I had sat down, and we'd accepted coffees from John, who came in at that moment.Bertie laughed."I wish I had collected a nickel from everyone who asked that question over the years," he chuckled. "It stands for. I’m sure she took my whole fist one time and the moan she let out was a****listic. One Summer my mum and brother were away for the annual holiday. Me and Siobhan were hanging out with my mate Danny at mine. Playing video games and smoking weed. While Danny was taking his turn, me and shioban were sat on the sofa behind him, snogging. I whispered to her to undo her jeans, hesitant at first she was a good girl and as quietly as possibly unbuttoned so Danny wouldn’t hear what she was doing, not. There was a little alcove in the stairwell between the third and fourth floors. This was where it happened. The rewards followed the set pattern from the cigarette deal; Bianca would use her hands, mouth or tits, or a combination thereof, according to her preference on the day. She never thanked me in so many words, however, still using her eternal parting shot, “Later, loser!”I still didn’t feel like a loser, even though I wanted so much more. I would go home and immediately fantasise about.