” “They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have ...o do with being a prostitute?” “Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he’d make a deal with his son,. My wife looked at his already erect penis and said: "I will be a good hostess"I answered: "serve our guest"He requested to start the second round in the spoon position with one of her leg's raised in the air to allow me to see the interaction between the genitals.She did as requested and faced me, our eyes met and she smiled.I smiled back and said to her: "I like the view of the contrast during penetration"This was incident between my pale white wife and the black bull. Hard Version:My wife was. I knew, because I was behind her, recording every moan and arch of her back as she enjoyed Joe’s tongue on her breasts, and Joe’s cock against her thighs. I stood to record her face, eyes closed in ecstasy as she slowly slid against the length of Joe’s cock. Jennifer was obviously lost in please as she stimulating her clit with her long, slow slide against Joe’s obviously hard erection. Joe’s hands were around her hips, helping her slide against him. Jennifer’s pussy was wet, I could smell her. It was wild.’ ‘Where is she? Is she still alive?’ ‘No idea. I doubt it. She moved on many years ago.’ ‘Did you love her?’ Jake asks cautiously. He knows he is treading dangerous ground. ‘Yes, I did. Very much.’ ‘Did you ever think about leaving Mom for this other lady?’ ‘I admit that I did.’ ‘He woulda done it, too, if it hadn’t been for your family,’ Alec chimes in. He points at Ben and adds, ‘It broke him up to let that woman slip through his fingers.’ Jake looks at his father, an exhausted.