Pain is the only thing that is missing.As far as you can see, you're the only one left. Playing dead in the blood-soaked soil managed to fool your att...ckers, but it won't be long before you're spotted in the open field. You either die by martial law for deserting or by fighting in a hopeless war, and you definitely can't run as fast with a useless chunk of iron weighing you down."Whoever holds a mace, I'll break your fucking arms!" a man shouts, "The armor is broken! The swords are broken! We. And stayed away all day. I wanted her to stew a bit before I gave her my 'nude beach' sales spiel.I bought two wigs that day. Some body paint. Some weird sunglasses – a man's pair and a woman's. A wide brimmed hat. A beard. Fake moustaches. More than enough stuff to disguise two nude bike riders. To disguise a mother and her son.It was just after eleven at night when I finally got home. I'd been in my room for only about five minutes before mom appeared in my doorway. She found me sitting at my. My portable radio crackled with the sound of the dispatcher.. 557 your status?, I asked where the party was she had attended and what it was for. Bobbi said she was at a birthday party for her boyfriend, they had gotten into a heated argument, she had spilled her drink on her new dress after he pushed her. Bobbi said she left the party and got lost. Dispatch again slammered on the radio... 557 your status? I have back-up enroute! 10-2 I stated, cancel back-up was my response. Who is your boy. “Fine” she said ”I’m not going to be ready for about 20 minutes. Just don’t get picked up by some guy before we get to the bar.” “HaHa, you’re soooo funny!” I retorted and slipped out into the hallway. There was a girl letting herself into her dorm room who glanced up “Kayla, you’re looking good! Hot date tonight?” I was startled and blurted out in a breathless high pitched voice “Oh I’m not Kayla. I’m umm… her cousin Bobbi” The girl took a closer look at me and said “Oh, wow you could be.