I hope i dont scare you with this completely inappropriate and unusual request have you and your misses been on your honeymoon yet well no my friend s...id we are going next week. the old man looked down ill make you a promise ill make you a great deal on the house ill cut the house price in half if you do me this one favor he old man in a pleading way held my friends hands will you make love to me as you would your bride in this bed as if it was our honeymoon i would pretend you are my partner. Ednesday, April 6, 2005I was outside my sisters' bedroom door at 6am, when a bleary-eyed Donna came out. She'd be firing on all cylinders in a few more seconds. We headed outside.Once we were on the sidewalk, I said, "First point of business. No pretty girls have hugged me today, and I need one to before I can run properly." And I gave her a quick hug. I could see she really wasn't in the mood, but that was okay, they're there for when she is.She said, "You're just trying to make me go easy on. Tabby met me at the door, like she’d been waiting for me.“They’re here!” she squealed. “Remember ... I’m first!”My mother was baking cookies. I knew she did that sometimes, with an intensity that might have made one think she had a contract with the Girl Scouts or something. When she got in the cookie making mood, she made dozens of dozens of them, usually. A lot went in the freezer, for later. What I didn’t know was that she did that when she got horny.Randi just pulled me aside, and said:. I made my way to the closest Starbucks, purchasing myself a drink before taking a seat on one of the couches, gently sipping at my coffee while looking about. It was then my fingers reached into my purse, taking hold of that small remote and flicking it on. The device hummed quietly to life, to my delighted surprise, sending tingling sensations coursing through my body. I brought the coffee to my lips, pretending to sip at it to cover my quiet gasp, though my eyes closed in the effort. The.