A: An atheist with children.A: Just a Quaker with Attention Deficit Disorder.A: Someone who approaches every question with an open mouth.A: Unitarian ...eans one, and Universalist means everything, so a UU is someone who believes in one of everything.Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud-wrestling a pig: Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.A Unitarian Universalist died, and to his surprise discovered that there was indeed an afterlife. The angel in charge of these things told. The snow was piled higher than her boots, frost clinging to the goosebumps on her bare legs. As she huddled her arms around herself, she shuddered, “It’s fucking freezing!”She motioned to run back. Both Jake and Lottie held up their hands.“You’re not done yet!” Jake prompted. “Camera’s still rolling!”“Oh for God’s sake!” Vanessa groaned. Then, amongst the whipping snow and rush of polar wind, she took a deep breath and belted out a strained rendition of "Winter Wonderland.They all joined in. "Well, I need to get showered and ready to go see Tate and Ben," Allie said. "When you talk to Celina, could you see if she'll send us an itemized list of her fees? We need to get that settled before we get too far in debt. We set up a P.O. Box for Subarctic on Thursday. I'll leave you the info." Do you want me to come with you?" Shelly asked."To the shower or to meet Daystar?" Allie wondered before she laughed and nodded. "It's yes, either way. Are you OK with it?" Sure," Shelly answered."So. I clicked reply and simply sent back "Yes Sir" After about 10 minutes I got a reply back from him. It was again short and to the point. It contained an address to a motel and a room number. "Come alone in two hours. The door will be cracked. Come in, strip naked, get on your knees. No talking" I replied back indicating I'd be there and logged off to jump in the shower and get ready. After cleaning myself inside and out I got out, dried off and threw on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. Am I really.