That should be no problem. Wasn't I Sam Haber? I was an expert onstories. I only got in trouble when I told the truth. I would say itwas a kitchen acc...dent that happened when I was putting away a heavybowl on shelf. I would say I had a great weekend until I clunkedmyself on the face. I would smile, laugh and agree it was lucky itdidn't hit me in the eye.I made some coffee and took out some bread and cheese and pretended Iwanted to eat. Then I downed a number of aspirin. When I finished Iturned. He decided to rent a car and see the countryside. The weather had been quite nice since he had arrived and everyone was reminding him it was not normally as nice as that this time of year. The car he rented was Mini-Cooper with a roof so low that he just barely fit inside. He was careful to scrunch down in the seat to prevent damage to the top of his head on bumps. With the exception of one near-miss at the outset when he forgot about the reverse side of the street driving, he adapted quickly. Joe, seeing his wife swallow a load from my cock as Jill fingered herself to an orgasm, now was bursting his cum juice into Renees wanting pussy. This was all new to Jill, being on the voyeurs end anyway. But she really liked it as well, as she was showing. She instructed me to fuck Renee from behind, while she was sucking Joes cock. Jill climbed out of the hot tub and pulled up a more comfy lounge chair above us on the deck. She disappeared into the house for a moment and returned with her. . I mean, no, it's not completely icky. If I were transgender,like you, yes - I could imagine how kissing a man might be alright." Just alright?" Okay, fine. More than alright. Sexy, even. *If* I were a woman. Ortransgender," I added quickly. Having Shannon in my lap and so close wascausing my brain to short-circuit. I was getting hard."Oh, Chris. I'm so glad. Thank you - you don't know how much that meansto me - to know that my roommate doesn't think less of me for being witha hunk like.