I need help with my pecker!" Granma McCutcheon said, "No, Wendell, what I'm tryin' to say is, ain't your Ma never told you the facts of life?" Now I w...s real confused, cause only facts I ever knowed about was what's in them 'cyclopaedia books my Ma keeps on the bureau in the parlour room, so I said, "Granma, I don't know what yer talkin' about but I need help with my pecker real bad. I think a snake done bit it and it might fall off." Well, Granma reached up and she grabbed me by the ear, and. Someone had taken the wrong cash drawer that morning and there were things they had to make right. It was 12:40 and I had to shower and change and be to Dianna's in 45 or 50 minutes. A rush - but doable.Driving home I had to admit to myself that Clarissa was probably a hot little piece of ass in her own way. She had let herself go, presumably eating away her frustration at losing a boyfriend. I knew she had gotten a like a beer gut and her ass started to spread a bit, but she had spent the. Pressed against Debbie he thought he might cum any minute without touching himself."Please sir," cried Debbie, "you have me cuffed, get off me please, please."Big Al stepped back and took some deep breaths to calm his nerves. He could look down on her and see tears beginning to run down from those dark blue eyes. "Stop that blubbering, I'm sure this isn't your first time Miss, just go along with the program and we both will feel better." I've never been arrested for anything, ever," sobbed. “I didn’t actually ask the guy who sold me the software. I just asked him what was the most popular.”Emily shook her head. “It sounds like everybody’s obsessed with porn, but nobody actually knows what it is.”“I think someone once said that obscenity is anything that gives a judge an erection,” said Max. “Does that help?”Emily shook her head, but there was the sound of a key in the front door. She glanced at a clock on the wall. “They’re back early.”Tucker came running in and stopped dead when.