Ifollowed behind the elderly couple and the Mums with their children aswe moved, en masse, off the train onto the platform.No one took any notice of m... as I walked along the passenger bridge overthe main line. I tried to slow my steps to a normal pace even though avoice inside me kept shouting at me to run before someone shouts out,"That's not a real girl!"Every second without discovery reduced my level of anxiety and soon Iwas walking at a normal pace towards the shopping centre. I. What came over me I have no idea, and I can’t even blame it on having a pint too many that evening, as we’d been drinking red wine. Didn’t think it through maybe, but that’s what I did, and the next thing I knew he was coming home with me. Of course I should have checked with my wife before making such an offer, and of course when she came home an hour or so after us, then she was furious. ‘How could you?’ She demanded angrily, and what could I say? ‘I suppose he’ll have to stay for the night. "Well, who'd have thought it?" Thought what?" Who'd have thought that within an hour of arriving in Venice for the first time, I'd be fucked up the arse!" She roared with laughter as she downed her wine. _ For the first night of our vacation we slept soundly, wrapped in each other's arms. I woke at first light and went into the tiny kitchen to find coffee-making items. The chipped old blue enamel jug had seen better days, but the Italian coffee beans the owners had left us were top quality.. Tum kissi baat ko na nahi keh sakte, aur jab mai bolungi tabhi answer karoge, I said ok mistress phir usne kaha pane kapde nikalo, mai jaldi se apne saare kapde nikale aur underwrae nahi nikala, yre dekh ke woh bahut ghussa hue aur kaha saale kutte underware teri maa ya behan aakar nikalegi kyaChal nikal, maine turant apni underwear nikali aur side mai rakh di, phir mistress ne Ani naukrani ko bulaya aur mere saare kapde le jaane ko kaha, aur uske ears mai kuch boli thodi der mai naukrani ek.