He drunkenly says, "Now... , where's that old broad with the bad tooth?"Canadian jokesJOKE # 1After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery ...residents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him. He sat down facing out into the room with his back to that wall. Maude, the comely daughter of the owner, was the only waitress in the establishment.She came to Jase's table and asked, "What would you like tonight, Jase?" as she set down a steaming cup of black coffee.His reply was, "I'll have the steak and beans with the steak very well done, please. I want the fried spuds and keep the black coffee comin'. I'll have a piece of that homemade cherry pie for desert."Maude replied, "Comin' right. Rosalia wasn’t much entertainment either. She stayed by the drive through window, glued to her phone, only putting it away if customers showed up. Managers could get away with that, apparently. And the store would be closing soon, anyway.It was practically empty here, save for the boy and an older couple who were nursing their coffees and whispering to each other at another table. They had ordered recently, though, and probably wouldn’t stay much longer. The boy was really the only noteworthy. Eventually, he made me call him “master.” I wasn’t really into this new way of our lovemaking. I hated that he needed to control me. I was his wife and would listen and obey him anyway. To be told what to do, was not my cup of tea.I guess we played that game for about a year. Eventually, my husband grew bored of that and then told me we would become exhibitionists. This was very scary to me. My husband would have sex with me out in the open. He loved for people to see us making love. He’d have.