I went back up to clean the wax ring off (ickk!) and he went to the supply house to pick up the new toilet. The wax came off quickly, and I was left ...ith nothing to do. I wondered out to the master and started nosing around. I opened up a few dresser drawers, checked out the old ladies panties. Then I went to the bedside table. There I opened up the top drawer and found some lube and a vibrator. Then I opened the bottom drawer and saw a few tapes and a number of hardcore porn magazines. . ’ He said. ‘What the..?’ I said in surprise. ‘Who the hell are you? And where did you come from?’ Susan just stared in shock, as if she recognised him. ‘You!’ She said. ‘I thought you were a dream.’ ‘In a way, I was.’ ‘But who are you?’ I asked again. ‘I was supposed to be Miss Susan’s guide onto her next plane of existence, but you appear to have forestalled that. How?’ ‘What do you mean ‘How’. All I did was talk her out of jumping.’ ‘Just by talking eh? Interesting’ He looked at something on. Happy New Year Johnny Pulaski!I think people have always thought I was mature for my age because I didn't talk much. I never talked much because, like my father, I was a basically a shy person. When I hit puberty I thought I could change that and it would help me with women. Well, those days were over. I withdrew into my room and spent the rest of the holidays seeing how miserable I could be. My folks tried to talk to me but my dad was helpless in his own shyness and my mom was ill equipped to. On the top of it it was written," when in rome do as romans do". Well lily, i think we must write instead,"when in jungle do as horny do'', she laughed.I don't know wether it was her seductive body or nature of thes horny rules that made my handaround her waist slipped to her bumps and i stared pressinng them."ooo la la she screamed'',iqucikly removed my hand ," no do it it feels good'',she said. "these fucking rules ,allow us to press each others sexual organs,bath together even sleep together.