"Nine years ago, I decided that a convention like this was something that we needed to have. To meet others like us who shared our lifestyle choices, ...o see what new things the good folks who catered to our lifestyles had come up with in the way of toys, equipment, furniture, etc. over the past year. Of course, Vegas had to be the place to hold such an event because What Happens in Vegas...." He cupped his hand to his ear and most of us shouted out 'Stays in Vegas.' "Right!" He continued, "It. I got a coke and went to the living room to enjoy looking at the catalogue. I studied every picture envisioning Lia wearing all the sexy outfits. My boner was showing some life.The next thing I remember was a hand shaking me."Don. Wake up."Lia was standing beside me. She looked like dream come true."Are you planning to buy something?"Then I realized I still had the Victoria Secret catalogue open at the thongs. I could feel the heat of my blush starting from my toes. Lia was laughing softly. If. The chemical flavour of lip gloss burnt his taste buds. With great efforthe opened his eyes, the bright sunlight that leaked in through the blindsof his bedroom scorching his retina. With even greater effort he liftedhis head and scanned the spread eagled body that strectched out beneathhim. The same blue dress from the night before, bunched up around hisbehind, one of his legs still encased in the black, nylon fabric of histights. His handbag lay beside him, open, its contents strewn across. "'Hello, the camp!' I calls. 'There's a couple of pilgrims out here in need of shelter.' "Then the sweetest voice I ever heard calls back: 'Keep yore hands empty and come on in.' "Well, sir, me and Shovelhead lost no time in doin' just that. 'You'll find a kind of stable a bit farther back,' says our hostess. 'You can put yore horses there.' "Well, I hands my reins to Shovelhead and he leads the horses on back while I stepped up to that fire and began to thaw a mite. 'I imagine yew'll not say.