No doubt to allow the rich and famous to conduct their illicit affairs in private, Richard cynically thought. If the outside of the chalet was impress...ve it was nothing compared to the inside. Luxury was not the word. There was an enormous log fire burning away, set-up by the invisible staff. The windows overlooking the valley and frozen lake below were floor to ceiling high and would slide apart with barely a whisper at the touch of a button. The Swiss have come a long way since the cuckoo. She hasn't tried to build up her bust with a padded bra. Designers are gaga over models with small breasts. Really, I'm on the edge of being too busty. Kay's dress simply accents her tiny waist and lets the imagination fill in the rest.ELAINE: I was so happy that when I went on the pill, my breast size increased half a cup. Are you saying that's not important to men?HEAVEN: To some men, certainly. To some men, there is a certain eye color that attracts them. A physical feature like big breasts. I was leading a pretty cool life. I bought a nice silver convertible, and lived in a three-bedroom apartment near downtown Ottawa with my girlfriend Justine Connelly, a lovely blonde-haired and green-eyed Irishwoman I met during my last year at the University of Ottawa. Justine and I had the makings of a power couple. I had my MBA and a cozy job at the bank and she was studying criminal law. How cool is that? Mixed couples like us were indeed coming up in the world, eh? Life was pretty good,. She didn’t actually say the words, more a throaty gluck, but Steven and Daniel had learned to understand her gags like the parents of a child using made-up words. They often had to translate for Stephanie’s fiancé since he didn’t spend nearly as much time with her as they did.“Are you nervous?”Before Stephanie had a chance to gag a response, the opening notes of Here Comes The Bride told the human pig-roast that it was time to shuffle awkwardly down the aisle. The two pantsless men made their.