It was likely even the President didn’t even know about some of them. As another helicopter flew over, he decided to open his laptop and hit the new... sites. Not that he expected to find anything, but absolutely nothing was being reported. No outbreaks, no military confrontations, no riots…nothing at all. The predominant headlines had to do with celebrities and random political shit and the usual assortment of nonsense that bore no importance. A few students were starting to filter in and he. The answer, my friend, is always, ‘anything.’ A loud beeping noise woke me. It was jarring, like a spotlight piercing the night directly into my eye. Quickly, I grumbled and cursed, throwing my hand out to the glass nightstand next to me, on top of which housed a small electronic clock. I fumbled, and found the snooze button. No response. Ah, I remember now. ‘Shit!’ I yelled, and flung myself off the bed. My cloth slippers were still on. Dinner was almost ready! I had set the food to cook in. Barbie, though, could swim like a dolphin and had taught him toswim even before he started school. Thinking of her made hisheart ache a bit, he missed his blonde, ditzy, cheerful, funnymother. "Stop it," he told himself, trying not to cry again. "I'msupposed to go down for breakfast with Andie."Back at the mirrored doors of the closet, he stood for a moment,"Now what?" he wondered to himself. "Maybe I should put my boys'clothes back on."He started to take them out of the plastic grocery bag. I lose all control and let out an intensely loud moan punctuated by an emphatic "fuck!" We continue fucking our hands but I can't hold out much longer.As we fall deeper and deeper into masturbatory bliss I confess, "I don't think I can teach you to edge tonight. I need to cum. I want to drain my fucking balls. I want to cum all over myself. I want you to watch me cum all over myself I fucking love cumming on myself."I was babbling but that didn't matter - I thought he was going to die. He.